The Jejemon Backlash

It was a boring Wednesday afternoon when I saw something on Facebook.

A friend's status saying:

PANATANG MAKABAYAN

3H HEarT me powHh N6 z0VraH aNg p’naz

D!tEy p0whH me b0rn

DitEy powh Me hu@uZKUPk0p ny@h p0wHh m3

Nd HELp x@h m3 pUaruAh muah-mak3 NYAh me SupEr ♥ xD ♥ ztronG lolz, HuAPey nd cH0RV@H!

parah m@kAXIp-x!p p0wz, L1z+3n k0wH p0Wh

d pAY0W Ni M0m ND dAd xah !PoD KOW.

suNdin mE Ung M6Ah 3k-Ek Ng zkUL

+Reh kow POWhh n@H gwAH m3 CHorEs Ng TaoW

n@h Pah-heR0h nd m@ZUnur!n S@h ♥ xD ♥ pul!s L0lz, -DUh?

tRY K0Ww powhH t0w seRV d BU@Y@n n@nG noW HarD FeelinGz –Prowm1Z!

trEH K0W PoWh M@g1ng TrU Pn0y xAh ♥ xD ♥

!xip lolz, s@h txt At x@h GMIK j3jej3je! ♥ xD ♥

lOwLz!

Then suddenly I guffawed.

Ewan ko pero pag nakakabasa ako ng ganito, natatawa akong naiirita.

Naisip ko lang, galing ng gumawa nito. Parang nag-4 year course sa kursong Bachelor of Whatevs, Major in Jejemon Communications and The Arts. Astig di ba! Parang inaral ng buong ♥.

Sabagay naisip ko, mas madali isulat ang Jejemon alphabet kesa sa ALIBATA!

Ano kaya kung may Jejemon na noong unang panahon???

Paano kung Jejemon si Rizal? Paano sya magpapaalam?

"LaXt byEz nA powZzz xah mga fWendZz m3h! xD i h3art ♥ U @l! lolzz"

*gunshot*

"oUcHzzz powhz!!! jujujujujuju..."

Paano kung si Andres Bonifacio eh jejemon din pala???

"FweNdz, qmeh n@ "aNg mGa JejemOHwnerozZZ!"

"k@TaAx-tAaX@n, Ka9@lANG-9al@nGang, JejEMOwhnzz!!! jejejejeje lolzzzz...xD ♥"

Eh si Lapu-Lapu?!

"EoW pOwHh mzZtuHr Muh-j3l@n...aQ poWh xi L@PowH-L@pOwh, @nG pNu-NOwh nG m@Qt@n.

jejejejeje... w3LqUm pOwh! powH! pOwH!"

Eh si Mac Arthur, na nahawa kay m@nUeL qZzOhwn.

"bAbLiQ mE aGd poWh, pWamiZzz!"

"P.S. tXt n LaN9 m3 QeOwh. pAp@UnLi LnG powHz aQ pRuH x3nT 2 m@Ny. bYeZz powhZz! XD.......jejejeje"

Eh si Marcos?

"D3qLaR3 m3h nG m@rXaL LowH! oWKeI pOWHZzz???"

"Jejejejejeje puR@h w@La n keonG mG@Wa, mEh L@n laGuE pUH-rEXxid3NT!! xD ♥ lollzzzz!"

Eh si Ninoy?

"bQt aQ NqaPnG@lumBaB@ xA 500 pESowz???"

"qEowh buH nMaN mgQa-BeYh-bhi nG dUH-l@WhaNg owh-tizzTiQ, dI B QeoH ma-xa-Xadh?? xii NoY nD QrIzzi3 di Buh."

";/ iiiirrrrrr...iN3z keA yoWhn..."

:)) hahahaha!

Yoko na!

Brain-bleed na ko!