Paranormal shit!

Kahapon ko lang napanood ang Paranormal Activity.

I have been looking forward to seeing it for months! I've seen the trailers, and I thought it was something really, really scary! Daming nagsabi, nakakatakot daw, sa umpisa pa lang, may goosebumps na. Sabi ni Grace, matatakot daw akong magkumot sa gabi pag napanood ko'to. Kaya naman sobrang na-excite talaga ako na manood, parang iniisip ko pa lang, natatakot na'ko.

Hmm...so we watched it at Glorietta 4. The earlier part was really slow, puro salita and camera movements here and there.

God! NAKAKAHILOOO!

Haayy...hinde pa rin ako natatakot. I mean nakakatakot, in a very freaking and extreme way! Like, mabubugbog ko yong braso ng katabi ko at mabibingi siya sa tili ko. Perooo...na--aaahhhh...uhmmm...a--aaa-aaaa--...uhhmm...wala talaga e, hinde ako makatili. Wala pa ring nakakatakot, wala.

Isip-isip ko, baka mamaya pa.

Amidst my disappointment, the only thing that's significant that moment was my stomach...parang may nagrarambulan na sa tiyan ko. May nagsa-sommersault na bituka at nagka-cart wheel na pancreas...bumabali-baliktad na ang sikmura ko!

NASUSUKA NA'KO! AMPOTA!

Haaayyy...pero sigeee! Tapusin naten, sayang ang bayad. Pag naglalakad sila at naglilikot na parang harot ang camera, pumipikit na lang ako, boses na lang ang mahalaga.

Kapag gabi na at naka-steady na ang cam sa may pinto para i-video ang anumang supernatural na mangyayari...nagtatakip na'ko ng bibig, excited na'kong sumigaw e!

Pero...ang tipid talaga ng takot ko...parang mas nahihintatakutan pa'ko sa ipis sa bahay kesa sa invisible foot steps or foot steps na naapakan ang powder at super amplified rumbling noise from nowhere.

Pero in fairness, I liked the time-stamped videos, the little-to-louder noises as every night passed by and the subtle creepy things that happened until the demon get to grab Katie's foot...it built the suspense. Yeah...nakaka-suspense, nakaka-thrill and nakaka-excite matakot when the real thing comes out.

But unfortunately for me...wala pa ring nakaka-WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Then comes the last part...gosh, para itong scary trick sa youtube at emailed videos...mga tipong video na sasabihin sa'yong titigan mo ang screen tapos biglang may lalabas na mukhang nakakatakot. HAAAAAA!!!! Ikaw naman, natakot nga.

Ganon ang ending. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Napa- "Ay, 'yon na 'yon?" na lang ako.

Summing it up, I think the movie was super-duper over hyped.

RATING: 2 1/2 stars out of 5

SCARY??? Uhmmm...mas natakot pa'ko sa SUKOB. Promise!